The other side of this life

I went to The Walmart tonight to finish(start)my Christmas shopping. I love the electronics section, they would not let me buy my PSP game up front but if I wanted to take any DVD set up front its all right. While in line, I got to watch a 14 year old girl eat her own snot while mommy looked on and laughed. After buying that I went on to buy a watch for me mum. This purchase got me a free pass to skip the long ass lines upfront and get out in minutes. My next stop was to Giant Eagle for A big ass cookie tray for my grandparents. Well they dident have any so I got some chrismas cards and waited in line for 15 minutes. After making my purchases they were setting up something at the entrance, my big ass cookie trays. So I had to get them because I was not coming back there on christmas eve. After waiting in line for another 20 minutes my christmas shopping is done.
Shopping start time 10:53pm
Shopping stop time 12:37am
Waiting in line time 48 minutes
Boogers seen eaten 6
Thursday night was a night in Washington sports that will never be forgotten. The underdog Sonic Death Monkey came back from an ass whippin to win 7 games to 6 in the first playoff game. When we were down and out Regis started dancing to Puff Daddy and we relized we were losing to a bitch that wears purple pants. Thats all we needed and the come back started. Five games later, The Outsiders were are bitches.
Random customer conversation at Sam's Club staring two old women
Women #1- Should we get Janet a Christmas card too?
Women #2-No, she's Jewish.
Women #1- Should we get her a Hanukkah card?
Women #2-No, I dont want to encourage her.
1 day till Christmas and 1 week till Vegas.

yeah bitches

Well we can watch it while we are in Vegas Trish. If your in Toby's room then you can watch it there but if im in Rusty's room i can watch it there. But if toby doesent want to watch the shield then we all have to go to Rusty's room to watch it but if Mike does not want to watch it then we can have Toby go to Mikes room and watch it in Toby's room, that is if Shannon doesent mind watching it. If shes drunk then we will have to go a different route and have Toby go back to his room assuming he doesent want to watch it. Then we have to convince Mike to go to the other room, assuming he doesent want to watch the shield either and hope he does not mind hanging with a drunk Shannon. If none of that works we can go to Rusty's sisters house to watch it. Only if they dont mind watching it there. If we cant watch it there then maybe we can go to Rusty's dads house.
I really hope i don't sound petty talking about this all.. i really don't think anyone would dick me over. but i never missed The Shield. it's sorta very freaking me out right now. not to mention i gotta buy christmas stuff.

Found out that orbitz lets you pick your seats, exit row bitches. Toby all I got to say is, what stories.