The Walmart
I went to The Walmart tonight to finish(start)my Christmas shopping. I love the electronics section, they would not let me buy my PSP game up front but if I wanted to take any DVD set up front its all right. While in line, I got to watch a 14 year old girl eat her own snot while mommy looked on and laughed. After buying that I went on to buy a watch for me mum. This purchase got me a free pass to skip the long ass lines upfront and get out in minutes. My next stop was to Giant Eagle for A big ass cookie tray for my grandparents. Well they dident have any so I got some chrismas cards and waited in line for 15 minutes. After making my purchases they were setting up something at the entrance, my big ass cookie trays. So I had to get them because I was not coming back there on christmas eve. After waiting in line for another 20 minutes my christmas shopping is done.
Shopping start time 10:53pm
Shopping stop time 12:37am
Waiting in line time 48 minutes
Boogers seen eaten 6
Thursday night was a night in Washington sports that will never be forgotten. The underdog Sonic Death Monkey came back from an ass whippin to win 7 games to 6 in the first playoff game. When we were down and out Regis started dancing to Puff Daddy and we relized we were losing to a bitch that wears purple pants. Thats all we needed and the come back started. Five games later, The Outsiders were are bitches.
Random customer conversation at Sam's Club staring two old women
Women #1- Should we get Janet a Christmas card too?
Women #2-No, she's Jewish.
Women #1- Should we get her a Hanukkah card?
Women #2-No, I dont want to encourage her.
1 day till Christmas and 1 week till Vegas.
Shopping start time 10:53pm
Shopping stop time 12:37am
Waiting in line time 48 minutes
Boogers seen eaten 6
Thursday night was a night in Washington sports that will never be forgotten. The underdog Sonic Death Monkey came back from an ass whippin to win 7 games to 6 in the first playoff game. When we were down and out Regis started dancing to Puff Daddy and we relized we were losing to a bitch that wears purple pants. Thats all we needed and the come back started. Five games later, The Outsiders were are bitches.
Random customer conversation at Sam's Club staring two old women
Women #1- Should we get Janet a Christmas card too?
Women #2-No, she's Jewish.
Women #1- Should we get her a Hanukkah card?
Women #2-No, I dont want to encourage her.
1 day till Christmas and 1 week till Vegas.
