The other side of this life

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I cant imagine how much money these tickets are gonna cost!

Got active today around 4pm, the bar was rough but fun last night. Yeger bombs are not a good idea and thats because your tab goes up to fifty dollars.

Lots of pictures, tons of fun!

Bon-Journey was really good, they sound better as Journey though. The best part of the night is how Jay's has turned into a swing bar for fourty year old women. Hell, the one lady made out with her neighbor, some other random guy, the drummer from Bon-Journey and some chick. Plus at one point in the night she told us her husband and three kids were at home. She was not the only one, they had a group and they were all taking turns. Going back in March for the Pearl Jam cover band, I wonder if the whores will be there? Just think, if one gets the HIV, she would turn into the outbreak monkey.

I miss those shots.

Night of the living dead derby

This photo cannot do justice the amount of blood that came out of that toe.

Deke's face is priceless.

I remember me and Rusty selling beads at Starlake. Some whore's boyfriend was pissed because she flashed us. Was it our fault she was a whore?

Rustys Graduation Night and Deke

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Pittsburgh and Columbus

If Becky, Jamie, Mike, Ben, Scotty and I are going, you should too.

Ben Ben The Dancing Machine

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second : Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized, nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later:her mother,father,his girlfriend,her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in,
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be
nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

Be my dogs friend.
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Look at those nipples!!!!!!!!!

We went down to fremont street for new years eve. After last night, no one was really in the mood to get their drink on, so we got to watch the bands sober. OK GO was really good but it was weird with the TV timeouts between sets. Oh yeah, Chicago sucks balls.

Blue Steel or Magnum?

Joe Rogan has a big fuckin head!

We went to see the Ferrell radio show while we were out in Vegas. The show was going on when we walked in. The minute Ferrell saw me the show stopped. He said, Holy shit look at the size of Big Ben, he is one big mother fucker. Damn I am that tall.

This evil pile of booze is what caused not one, not two but three separate puking spells. First was Trish who threw up on herself in bed. Then Mike puked on the couch, on the floor and in the chip bowl. Then while getting ready for sleep, I ask Becky if she needs to throw up? She replies, yeah but I will just wait till it hits me. I get her up and all the taco bell and alcohol hit the toilet about seven times.

The party of the year!!!!!!!!!